I don’t belong here

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s another perfect specimen of tall, dark, and handsome, but he’s puppy dog cute on top of it. Just look at that sweet smile and those adorable curls. Don’t underestimate him though, there’s a lot more to him than cute.
2. He’s a nerd. He has a deep love of comic books, can speak Klingon, has a Tron poster on his bedroom wall, and works on computers for a living. The man wears a pocket protector for God’s sake. How hot is that?! 
3. But he’s not just a nerd, no. He’s a secret agent man. A spy. He works for the CIA, kicking ass and taking names, saving the world on a nightly basis, albeit in a very awkward, convoluted way - but that doesn’t matter. He gets the job done. I can think a few jobs I can do for him…
4. He’s The Intersect. All he has to do is Flash and he’s equipped with any skill in the world. Just imagine what you could do with a man like that every night - the role playing? I’m thinking a French speaking ninja with awesome interior design skills. Don’t ask. 
5. Because I love boys in glasses and also I love to share the wealth, I’ll leave you with this fapping material: Chuck in Glasses.

which nipple were you talking about?

This one?

http://tcor.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/footnipple1.jpg

Cuz that nip is mighty firm right now..

fuckyeahmgmt:

(via shockparade)

One may think we’re alright, but we need pills to sleep at night.

Can we make them into a stew once they’ve marinated in yo belly long enough?

I love you Elizabeth Schroeder.

http://lizfromdakine.tumblr.com

mypassionforbeauty:

I love him! // Emile Hirsch // MILK

Dibs!

I can’t wait to go home!